frerard

how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

frerard

how-absurd-she-was:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

This week on "Tumblr: Why the Website You Know and Love Is A Fucking Joke"

What the shit

punkphantom

lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

killjoysdontdie

wethatkindoforc:

titles-for-tangents:

andersam5:

cruelshelledoffbrat:

EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!

seriously guys, listen to this

this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure

Holy shit this is beautiful. 

killjoysdontdie

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

image

SUE

thewheelsonthebusgofuckyourself

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

dajo42

goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale. 

Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.

It’s free! It’s friendly! It’s perfectly workable with canon! It stops misogynistic fic tropes in order to slash ship in it’s tracks.

Invest in bisexuality today!

Bonus: Buy today and receive a free addition of pansexuality for no extra fee!

weweremadeforeachothersherlock

colonelsebastianmoron:

jim and irene bromance

jim and irene meeting for lunch and talking about how their clients are sooo annoying sometimes

jim and irene gossiping about sebastian over a glass of chardonnay and really, irene, you should have seen what he wanted to wear out to dinner last night

irene sending jim the pictures from when sherlock was drugged, and putting witty captions on them like someone got off the wrong side of the bed xx

jim and irene arguing over who looks better in sherlock’s coat, because obviously one of them has to be (and that’s me, irene)

jim and irene having their own bookclub, where they read books about social science but then always end up talking about sherlock

jim and irene talking about who’s the most attractive in jim’s employ, and always agreeing on the german assassin who’s certainly the cutest girl i’ve ever seen

JIM AND IRENE (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧